Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Ways To Make a Gorilla Mad



- Lick gummy-bears and then stick them to the gorilla's back.
- Paint the gorilla's toenails neon orange.
- Scrape knives together behind the gorilla's head.
- Call the gorilla, "Fluffy Peanut Muncher."
- Yell Shakespeare into a mega-phone.
- Jiggle your elbows around the gorilla's face.
- Dump out all your receipts around the gorilla's home.

I, too, would be just as angry as a gorilla if such things happened to me.

1 comment:

  1. Haha what? This Is so random and hilarious, I can't stop laughing

    ReplyDelete

Your words make me grin.

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