Friday, February 27, 2015


My folks like to wear matching pajamas that my mom sews and then go out square dancing in them.
I like them (both the pajamas and the parents).

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Steps to Falling

I've got a few predictable steps for falling for someone.

1. Meet them.
2. Think they're neat.
3. Realize I think about them more than twice a day.
4. Want to cut them off.
5. Frequently succeed by...
6a. Expressing it to them.
  b. Scaring them off with a two hour shot of drama. Sometimes this must be displayed more than once. Make sure they think you're too outlandish to waste time on. Speeds things along and lets me think that things ended on their terms.
7. Carry on my merry way.


Because I don't want that in my life.
I hate the emotions. They freak me out.
I don't have time for it. I don't need it.

No way I'm falling for that again. No way I'm going to lose myself. No way I'm going to waste my time and thoughts on another nothing.
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